just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
this is so accurate it hurts
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
"You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off."
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds